The power to die when you get scared.

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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The power to have a power

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The power to make out of thin air

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!