The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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The power to die at will.

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!