The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

the power to like charlie

The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

The power to see things with your eyes open

THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

The power to be able to never have a power.

The power to fly when you fart

The ability to not live forever

the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

Having the power to stand still

The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

The power to make a pointless superpower.

The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

The power to emit contagious yawns.

The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!