- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

you do not need to eat but you have to sit

The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

The power to deep throat a giraffe!

The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

The power to erase anything written in pencil

the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

the power to remember th...

The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

The power to eat nandos

The power to be a walrus

Super-slowness

The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

Pointless Super Powers