- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

the power to do sit on your couch all day

The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

to zap people but only yourself

The power to understand math.

The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

The power drown in water

The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

The power to sleep if your not awake

Pointless Super Powers