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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....
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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping
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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.
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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.
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The power to be powerless
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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold
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Super-slowness
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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.
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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.
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the power to fly while under water
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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.
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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed
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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.
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The power to become black!
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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire
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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.
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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.
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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.
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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.
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The power to have no superpower
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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.
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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"
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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.
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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!