The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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The power to understand irony.

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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The power to make out of thin air

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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The power to die

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The power to predict the present

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The power to get hard at will.

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!