- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

Telekinetic power over styrofoam

The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

The power to die, and you can only do it once.

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

The power to die when you get scared.

The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

The power to exhale clouds.

The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

The power to not get shit dick

The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

The power to be allergic to cat hair.

the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

The power to control dodos

The power to have no powers

The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

Pointless Super Powers