The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The power to grow your nails longer

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!