the power to see with your eyes open

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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The Power to fart glitter

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The power to never finish your sente

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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power to fly only in the plane

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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the power to see into the present.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!