- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to vote on useless superpowers

The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

The power to pick any lock as long as its open

The power to turn cancer into aids.

The power to aquire pointless superpowers

The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to emit contagious yawns.

The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

Turn gold into lead.

The power to become a laptop forever!

The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

the ability to kill yourself... twice

The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

The ability to trip on flat surfaces

The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

The power to become invincible when you're dead

The power to not have any power at all

Pointless Super Powers