- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

The power to make everything worse

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

The power to float without gravity.

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

The power to sleep if your not awake

The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

The power to have no power

The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

the power to become friends with a plastic box

the power to see into the present.

power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

Pointless Super Powers