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The power to repel women.
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power to fly...backwards.
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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea
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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.
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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump
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The power to see in black and white.
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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.
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The power to blow up when you blink
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The power to die at will.
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The power to get arrested
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The power to state the obvious at will.
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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.
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The power to erase your own existence.
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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day
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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds
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The power to make food slightly smaller.
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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....
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The power to sexually attract whales
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The power to lick anything except pussy.
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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.
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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.
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the power to run in slow motion
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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time
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blindness
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!