- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be allergic to cat hair.

The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

The power to speak with death people..

the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

the power to talk backwards

The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

The power to mentally control tapeworms.

The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

The power to forget what your superpower is

The power to eat soup with a fork.

The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

Pointless Super Powers