The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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Nipple Radar.

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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The power to smell whore

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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The power to murder rocks.

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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yo mama

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!