Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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the powre to spel

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to blow up when you blink

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!