- Pointless Super Powers

the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to levitate birds

the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

the power to fart the alphebet

The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

The power to see air

the power to do two suicide bombings

The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

you do not need to eat but you have to sit

The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

the power to breath through your skin.

The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

The power to like this power

the power to make bubles without soap

The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

The power to read all these post's in less then a day

The power to die using only your mind.

The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.