The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to troll.

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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the powre to spel

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!