The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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The power to divide by zero

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!