The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to to think less

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to read your own mind!

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The power to smell any point in time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!