The power to write in invisible ink

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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The power to stand still for five hours

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power to have no power at all

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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The power life like a hermit.

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!