- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

The power to fly only one inch off the ground

The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

The power to swallow instead of spit

the power to see with your eyes open

the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

The power to have gravity.

The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

the power to do sit on your couch all day

The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

The power to never finish your sente

The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

Pointless Super Powers