The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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Turn gold into lead.

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to not have any power at all

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!