- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

The ability to become shit forever.

The power to not exist.

The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

The power to die at will

The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

the power of turn yourself into a mexican

The power to be a walrus

The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

The power to encounter an internal server error

The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

the power to complete math exercises

to power to do the bird is the word

The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

The ability to know when men have erections

The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

Pointless Super Powers