The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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the powre to spel

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!