the power to fart every time you blink

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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the power to see through windows

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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the power to get in the van

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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the power to like charlie

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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The power life like a hermit.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!