- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

The power to turn load noises into cake

The ability to watch movies in 1D

The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

The ability to die instantly

The power to make yourself not have a super power

The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

The power to draw a perfect circle.

the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

The ability to clean

The power to shape shift into water

The power to invent things that have already been invented.

The power to make you teeth yellower

The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

the power to grow stings out of your genitals

The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

The power to vote for Donald trump as president

The power to imagine a new colour

The ability to yell through your nose

The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

Pointless Super Powers