The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The power to ignore useful information

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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The power to speak with death people..

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!