- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to die at will

The power to strangle yourself to death

The power to make yourself not have a super power

the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

The power to piss only when sleeping.

Super-slowness

The ability to become shit forever.

The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

The power of gentle breeze

The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

The power to know who farted at any time.

The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

Pointless Super Powers