The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The power to be a gamer

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!