The power to communicate with earthworms.

thumb_up thumb_down +97

The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

thumb_up thumb_down +93

The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

thumb_up thumb_down +91

The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

thumb_up thumb_down +89

The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

thumb_up thumb_down +89

the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

thumb_up thumb_down +89

The power to make cats burp.

thumb_up thumb_down +87

the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

thumb_up thumb_down +85

To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

thumb_up thumb_down +85

Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

thumb_up thumb_down +81

The power to kill yourself

thumb_up thumb_down +81

The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

thumb_up thumb_down +79

The power to vote in a republican democracy.

thumb_up thumb_down +79

The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

thumb_up thumb_down +77

The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

thumb_up thumb_down +75

The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

thumb_up thumb_down +75

The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

thumb_up thumb_down +71

The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

thumb_up thumb_down +31

The power to have to eat every 1 second.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

thumb_up thumb_down +176

The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

thumb_up thumb_down +156

The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

thumb_up thumb_down +148

The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

thumb_up thumb_down +140

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!