the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to live.

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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the power to send future you crazy

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!