The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The power to grow your nails longer

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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the power of being yourself

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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32% Levitation.

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!