The power to die using only your mind.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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the powre to spel

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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The power to grab a cats face

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!