the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

the power to fail at everything you

Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

The power to communicate with applesauce.

The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

the power to fart the alphebet

the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

The power to erase anything written in pencil

The power to blow up when you blink

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the power to not have super powers...

The power to die when touching any form of light

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!