Liam Brudenell

The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

the power to get in the van

the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

The power to read autistic people's minds

The power to see who is writing these powers

THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

The ability to grow a third nostril.

The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

the power to die at will

The power to strangle yourself to death

The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!