The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The power to eat edible things.

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The power to fail a test everytime

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the power to make elton john gay

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!