The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The power to plank

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The power to die in one second

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The power to have no powers

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!