The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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the power to kiss your own ass

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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the power to fart every time you blink

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to grow more genitals.

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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the power to get in the van

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!