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Acid pee
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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea
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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?
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The power to predict the present
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The power to vote in a republican democracy.
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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.
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The power to poo in the toilet
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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.
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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond
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The power to become a llama.
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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes
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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.
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The power to make lie the ultimate truth
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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.
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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho
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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.
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the power to be powerless
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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.
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+124
The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit
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???q? ?o?? sp??oq??? ?nq ????u o? ???l?q? ???
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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed
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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.
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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.
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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!