The power to piss only when sleeping.

The ability to become shit forever.

The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

The power to know who farted at any time.

To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

The power to turn on the TV with the remote

the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

The ability to levitate birds

the power to fart the alphebet

The power to turn into an escalator

The power to make a pint a gallon

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!