- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

the power to die at will

The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

The power to make yourself not have a super power

The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

the power to be wrong

The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

the power to create bad superpowers

the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

The power to have night vision during the day.

32% Levitation.

The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

Pointless Super Powers