The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The ability to yell through your nose

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The power of women's rights.

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power to fly only in the plane

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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the power to write only the letter R

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!