The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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power to fly only in the plane

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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the power to write only the letter R

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The ability to not be Batman

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!