- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

ability to swim like a frog with no legs

The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

The power to shape shift into water

The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

Having the power to stand still

The power to make you teeth yellower

The power to be a gamer

the power to grow stings out of your genitals

The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

Pointless Super Powers