The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!