- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

the power to finish an all you can eat

the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

The power to emit contagious yawns.

The power to read this.

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

power to kill dead ppl.

The power to pick something up and stay the same.

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

Being able to fly.... in the water.

the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

the power to fart every time you blink

Justin Bieber

Grass eating

Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

The power to kill someone with a knife

Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

The power to create a unicorn online.

The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

Pointless Super Powers