- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

the power to die at will

The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

the power to be wrong

The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

the power to create bad superpowers

the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

32% Levitation.

The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

Pointless Super Powers