The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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Acid pee

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The power to see in black and white.

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to predict the present

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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God tier Waste of Space

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!