The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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the power to die at will

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The power of gentle breeze

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!