The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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the power to lose your power at will

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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Vanilla scented blood

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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The power to eat edible things.

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power to fly only in the plane

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!