The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The power to grow your nails longer

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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the power of being yourself

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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32% Levitation.

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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The power to predict the present

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!