The power to disintegrate yourself

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

The power to fly into the sun.

The power to blow up when you blink

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

the ability vote up this superpower

The ability to be raped.

The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The power to have all the powers written in here

The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

The power of minding your own business

the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

The power to never end your .

The power to choose a superpower from this site.

The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!