The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

The power to vote for Donald trump as president

The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

the power to make elton john gay

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

The power to instantly kill yourself

The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!