The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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The power to become black!

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The power to communicate with sperm.

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The power to have no powers

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!