The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to die using your willpower.

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!