The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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The power to see the present.

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!