the power to finish an all you can eat

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The power to murder rocks.

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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the ability to become black.

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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The power to fail a test everytime

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!