- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

The power to grow more genitals.

The power to make doors disappear at will.

power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

The power to see what a person is wearing.

the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

The power to only be obesely fat.

The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

the power to stop writing pointless super powers

The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

The power to disintegrate yourself

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

The power to fly into the sun.

The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

Pointless Super Powers