The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to be normal and average

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The power to be a gamer

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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The power to have no superpower

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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kabloooeeey!!!

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!