The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power to see when people fart.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The power to see via toe nails

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!