The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

The power to make cats burp.

The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

The power to die when you die

The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

The power to read autistic people's minds

THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

The power to fly when you fart

The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

the power to talk to your elbow

The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

The power to encounter an internal server error

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!