The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The power to have a power

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The power to stand still for five hours

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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power to have no power at all

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!