The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to close your nose

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to reseal bottles!

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to create powers

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!