- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

xray vision , but you must close your eyes

to be able to lift any weight of feathers

the power to fail at everything you

the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

The ability to see everything in black and white.

The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

The power to have an indestructible tongue.

Power that makes you perfect in being useless

The super pow.er to die at will

Pointless Super Powers