The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The power to suck your own dick

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The power to control your own limb movement

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to close your nose

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to reseal bottles!

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!