- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The super pow.er to die at will

the power to self destruct without hurting people.

The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

The power to vomit through your anus.

The power to eat soup with a fork.

The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

the power to breath through your skin.

The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

The power to blink slightly less often.

The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

the power to fly while under water

The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

Pointless Super Powers