The power to jump faster.

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The power to take edible shits.

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The power to science.

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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the power of being yourself

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The power to count to infinity.

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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boo

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The power to become yourself

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The power to kill you self.

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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the power to run in slow motion

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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The power to be a dick.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!