The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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The power to die at will.

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The power to create shit

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The power to become a llama.

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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the power to remember th...

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The power to be a walrus

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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the power to make glass clear

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!