ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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the power to send future you crazy

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The power to live through torture.

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!