The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The power to explode on the moon

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!