The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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The power to have no superpower

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to shit in your eye

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!