The power to sleep through a dream.

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The power to fly when you fart

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The power to shape shift into water

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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To be able to summon old people

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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the power to fly while under water

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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the power to kiss your own ass

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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lol

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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The ability to breath under lava

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!