The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The ability to not be Batman

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!