- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Power To Poop on Command.

The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

the power to in power your self

the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

The powr to spell eviting wrong.

Having a 5 second eidetic memory

The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

The ability to change the color of your poop

Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

The ability to levitate birds

The power to write pointless superpowers

to zap people but only yourself

The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

the ability to smell sounds

Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

the power to lose your power at will

Pointless Super Powers