The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to have a power

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!