The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The power to become black!

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The power to Google "Google".

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The power to smell poop

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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The ability to be raped.

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to have a power

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!