- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make lie the ultimate truth

To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

The Power To Fly Without control

The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

ability to swim like a frog with no legs

The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

The power to take a s*** on people

The ability to visually contract STD's

The power to be a gamer

The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

The ability to teleport into a wall

The power to think.

The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

The power to fall up.

The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

Doing a handstand with your feet

The power to turn into birdseed

The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

Pointless Super Powers