The power to lick your elbow.

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The power to grab a cats face

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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the power to shoot superman

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The power to shape shift into water

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The ability to clean

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The power to fly when you fart

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To be able to summon old people

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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the power to fly while under water

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!