the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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to zap people but only yourself

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the ability to smell sounds

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!